In honor of Mitt Romney’s address to the NAACP, “someone” threw together a profile for Mitt on an African-American dating website, BlackPeopleMeet.com. (Maybe Mitt did it himself? I can neither confirm nor deny anything.) The profile was filled with Mitt’s innermost sentiments, great photos, and even a video of him with some of his best friends.
Unfortunately, it is hard to see this profile without being a member of BlackPeopleMeet.com. Furthermore, the site deleted the video and most of the photos due to some nonsense or another. There is even a chance the whole profile might soon be removed. So, in the interests of posterity, using screenshots and some artful recreations, here is a look at what is and what might have been…
And now, here are some of the photos from the profile!:
Just relaxing in my favorite garments.
Me and a friend I know.
Another person I know
Someone else that I know
Such good friends!
Yet another man whom I also know
Bling bling! Ha ha ha!
This guy! He is also someone that I can only assume I know.
Great, great friends!
This is apparently another person I have met and perhaps know well.
And, oh look! This photo has Herman Cain in it! I love that man! Such a great friend!
Well, that’s basically it, folks! I hope you’ve enjoyed this, and I hope Mitt appreciates the effort put into this, and most importantly, I hope he finds the love-swirl he’s been looking for.
And now, as a cleansing sorbet, here is the video the website wouldn’t allow. So long!:
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